What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

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Sure no problem officer.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

{RING} {RING}

My stepmother has banned me from the family. Can she legally keep me from going to my father's funeral?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

What are some possible reasons for people writing bad books in the fantasy genre?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Yes sir it is.

Why do certain religions consider menstruating women to be impure? Where did the concept of impurity stem from?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

After a few moments he returns.

HELLO

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Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?